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☀Come and pour some milk on it Pour some milk on it
Come and pour some milk on it
Pour Some
Bet you wanna pour milk on it
Pour milk on on it
Come and pour some milk on it
Ba-ba-baby

It's not even breakfast 
But he want to lick the sugar off 
I know you want to eat it in the worst way
Can't wait to eat my corn flakes 

He want that corn flakes, corn flakes,
corn flakes, corn flakes, corn flakes , corn flakes
corn flakes, corn flakes , corn flakes, corn flakes, corn flakes
corn flakes , corn flakes, corn flakes 

Ooh baby, I like it
You so excited
Don't try to hide it
I'mma make you my breakfast 

corn flakes
corn flakes, corn flakes , corn flakes, corn flakes, corn flakes
corn flakes , corn flakes, corn flakes

I know you wanna bite this
Its so corny
Nothin' else like this
I'mma make you my breakfast

And it's not even breakfast
But you wanna pour milk on it
And it's not even breakfast 
And he tryna pour milk on it 
Oooh, I wanna eat them right now
Just get the bowl up on my body...

What the fuck are you doing in my fucking swamp you little farquaad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the brogres, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your anus, and have ogre 300 confirmed layers. I am trained in making early 2000's pop cultural references, and am the top ogre in the entire far far away armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Drek. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen in Dreamworks, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that dreck to me over the swamp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairy tale creatures across Far Far Away and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Farquaad. The storm that will end your fucking life. It's fucking ogre, Donkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare asscheeks. Not only am I shrextensively trained in onionade combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fairy Godmothers Factory and I will use it to its full shrextent to wipe your miserable little ass of of the face of mah swamp, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Rumpelstiltskin. I will shrek fury all ogre you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Pinocchio.

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